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She doesn't even know what freaking toothpaste is for, or how to even brush her teeth! And her boyfriend has to remind her to drink water because she can't possibly remember that herself. Then, to add insult to injury, every other page she gets those "cramps" in her chest whenever she's far away from her hubby. You know what those pains really are Bethany?
I'm not really sorry to inform you, but those pains in your chest are more than likely mini heart attacks that will lead to one major one that ends your pathetic life. So you should probably go to the hospital tomorrow, as long as you remember to breathe next morning and don't die that way first.
Please just die. And what the hell pun half intended is up with the name Bethany? Even her lust love interest Xavier has a more angelic name than she does! I honestly don't think it's that hard to come up with a more angelic name than that, anything than that. It took me about two seconds to go online, type angelic names, and find these names of some actual female angels although some debate whether female angels exist, but just for argument's sake, lets assume that there is : 1.
Anahita 2. Anauel 3. Ananchel 4. Barbelo 5. Bath Kol 6. Gazardiel Wasn't that easy, folks! Sadly, Bethany never says she has a different name, and that's what she was given by God, so obviously Adornetto didn't have the foresight to think that up. I guess the poor guy upstairs has just been around too long to care about what he names his angels, who just aren't that important anyways, right? While we're talking about upstairs, may I just say that Adornetto failed in describing it and the angels who I guess floated around up there.
From what I've read in the Bible, whenever people meet angels and see their true forms they are completely, totally, and utterly terrified and the angels have to calm them down. The way Adornetto describes them, as big floating balls of light or essence or whatever isn't exactly terrifying.
If an angel came down from heaven whose name was Bert and said "do not be afraid" as a big ball of light, I'd probably snigger and then one of my younger cousins would think it's a huge firefly and trap it in a jar. Then I'd have to tell the poor fella to let Bert go, because he has more important angelic things to do, like watch himself glow. Hey, guys! Bert's back to play! Coming back to how she described Heaven, I guess you could say more like the lack of description.
Yay, a lot of puffy clouds, so it must be Heaven! Her description of it reminds me of my little sister. We have a town near us that ends in "haven" but my sister-being only five-thought it said "heaven" so whenever we got close to the sign of it on the highway, she'd go, "are we in heaven yet? That's how it is with Adornetto; it's kind of cute that she tried not even nearly as adorable as my sister , but she just missed the mark.
By a mile. See, even the puppy agrees with me! It's just a no, Adornetto. You can't argue with the cute. While we're still on the topic of Adornetto's heaven I'd honestly be pretty scared if Bethany was my guide to Heaven since that's what she describes her job as.
She'd probably pick up my little ball of light and let it slip through her fingers and I'd fall back through clouds. That's probably why she got sent down to Earth to find all of the little balls of light that she dropped, the klutz. Yeah, I kind of hate this chick. Since we're on the whole mission subject, there's one big thing that I don't understand: why on Heaven and hell and Earth above would God send one of the highest Archangels, Gabriel, to a sleepy little costal town when, according to them, this is only a slightly important place and there are much bigger battles being fought around the world?
Throughout history there is one main constant during war: you send your best men to the most important spots of battle because the big battles like Normandy, Gettysburg, Stalingrad, and so on are the fights that can be the "turning point" of the war. You just do not send someone with the strength like Gabriel supposedly has to somewhere like that.
And he didn't even do anything! He just "learned to be a human" How does learning to be a human have anything to do with saving the world from darkness, exactly! I mean if that's all it took I could just learn to slither around like a snake, be high and mighty like a cat, totally ignorant to the what's going on around like a dog, and become the President of the United States. Oh, wait But anyways I take that back; she has no sense at all.
Another proof of her having no sense is the whole stinking ending. I mean, wow, how Their lurve is so high for each other that it burns so bright through Bethany that it saves the day!
She couldn't have done it without him, who is supposedly a normal human, and she obviously couldn't escape the bonds herself, because only twu lurve conquers all! Okay, Bethany is all weak for a little while because of her new human body because balls of light are so strong, too , but you can only use that excuse for so long and by the time she's kidnapped, I think she should have at least been able to break out of them herself.
Sadly, that's not what happened because, according to Adornetto, that would make Bethany seem too strong and girls aren't able to do anything, not even think, without a big, capable guy like Xavier by her side! That's too much feminism for her! Not even Gabriel could have done it, who is higher up in the ladder in Heaven than Jake Thorn is in Hell, only Xavier could, our loser hewo!
It just annoyed me so badly I think I screamed when it was over out of sheer frustration. This quote from the synopsis really bothered me, especially one specific part. If you guessed "luminous glow" you're right! I understand that they might have to slightly strain themselves to hide the rest, heck, if I was an angel I'd probably have a mini-romance with my gorgeous wings, but their luminescence? Unless they have no self control I don't think it's that hard to hide light. They'd be and they were pretty awful undercover agents if they can't snuff out a simple light.
It's not like in Unearthly which is everything Halo isn't where she can't tell when she's going to suddenly burst into light, these guys in Halo just have a soft, cutsey little light that shouldn't require that much strain; they're heavenly beings, they should probably have enough control if they were picked for this!
And don't even get my started on the "avoiding all human attachments" part. If you can't tell from the rest of my review; that's the biggest piece of bullshit I've ever heard. Curse stupid plots that don't make any sense. Xavier and Bethany's "love" was what really got me. Since Adornetto once again didn't study up on angelic lore, I'll fill you guys in: If you're an angel, God is your one and only love and if you even get slight feelings for anyone else, well, God is a jealous dude and will banish your sorry ass from Heaven for the rest of your existence.
So, in all actuality, the very second that Bethany even felt the teeny tiniest feelings of like or love for Xavier, God would have stripped her of her wings and banished her. Then Bethany would have had to spend the rest of eternity pouting and not realizing why she did what she did was so, like, wrong!
I guess not even the big man upstairs wanted to curse Earth with that and just let her do whatever the hell she wanted, even reveal her true identity to Xavier! If God gave her a name like Bethany, he's probably too busy with the rest of the Berts and Jim-Bobs getting trapped in jars around the Earth to notice such a huge infraction.
I think I'm going to be sick again. I have a question. Why were all of the angels in this story only white? It kind of reminds me of how many churches and television shows picture Jesus: as a white man. If I remember correctly from the Bible, he was born in Bethlehem, Jerusalem and whether or not you believe he was Christ, just a prophet, a crazy person, or someone that never even existed, if he had been born in that region of the world, he definitely wasn't white.
He would have had much darker skin and pretty much what you see when you look at your average middle-eastern man today.
The only reason he went all Michael Jackson when you see pictures and such of him now is the church and the racist sentiments of people during that time.
They couldn't possibly imagine the person they viewed to be their savior as, in their opinion, some dirty, savage, middle-eastern man, so in order to make him more popular with the rest of Europe and spread the religion they turned him white. So, if God's own son wasn't white, what's to say the angels up in heaven aren't from multiple races? I think it's just very closed-off of Adornetto to only make the angels that we have seen thus far white. Would it kill her to make even some part of her book good?
Not all people in this world who are right and just are white people. And that can be proven by just walking down the street of wherever you live, so for her not to include people of other races as angels just makes her seem very naive about how the world actually works.
I'll finish the rest of this review later when it's not almost one in the morning. But, yeah, I hated this book with a passion. View all 51 comments.
Jun 03, Kogiopsis rated it did not like it Shelves: blech-ugh-blech , incoherent-anger , there-s-religion-in-my-fantasy , what-the-fuck-was-this-shit , save-me-from-the-tropes , reviewed. Halo is a truly epic tale. Set in a dystopian world which has been ravaged by war, it follows two people: Bethany, an angel sent to riot-torn Los Angeles to save as many of the remaining citizens as she can and Xavier, a damaged boy she struggles to befriend and heal of his emotional wounds.
As she works, another war is brewing - this one highly localized and poised to set the city ablaze yet again, ruining all of her efforts. Oh, no, wait, that's not it. Let me try again Halo Halo is a truly epic tale.
It's the story of Bethany, an angel sent to the most distressed areas of the world to destroy demons, and her sidekick Xavier, a young would-be priest who follows in her wake spreading the word of the Lord and doing good wherever he can.
Together, they defeat evil time and time again. No, wait, that's not it either. Third time's the charm and all that. Halo is the less-than-inspiring story of a trio of angels who are, for some bizarre reason, sent to a posh little town called Venus Cove. There they live the lives of the rich and self-righteous, doing little real good except some volunteering.
The plot follows one of them, Bethany, on her meandering and melodramatic way into a romance with a human boy named Xavier. Eventually some real conflict shows up, several hundred pages too late to make the book any good, but that's okay; as the author makes clear several times when she gets up on her soapbox, this book wasn't written to have any sort of artistic merit!
It's really just here to preach at you and take your money. Yeah, that's the right one. Well, my friends, I was wrong. Within the space of a few chapters, I hated Halo more than I have ever hated a story.
No exceptions. This book is a disaster from start to finish, quite literally - from the poor grasp on perspective demonstrated on the very first page to the clumsy, imbecilic, tacked-on 'cliffhanger' on the very last. To be honest, though, I feel sorry for Alexandra Adornetto.
Clearly, the girl's got some problems. Her depiction of girls as obsessed with sex, boys, and material goods is horrifyingly shallow, which suggests to me that she's never really had any close female friends.
At one point he literally picks up her fork and flies food into her mouth like an indulgent parent. That's creepy. And I'm not really going to touch on the strange view she has of her own religion, or the way she twists it to condemn large swathes of modern society. Or the entitlement complex she demonstrates again and again throughout this book, seeming completely oblivious to poverty, disease, and real strife. Also, if she ever grows up and becomes a decent writer, which I suppose is still possible at this point, this book will hang around her neck like a rock.
You know those things you wrote when you were a few years younger and less mature, the ones that are cringe-worthy when you look back on them now? This will be hers, except it got published and now everyone can see it. How awful. To be fair, this wreck is not just her fault. Her parents, who are supposedly English teachers, have failed her here: as she shows again and again she has no command over perspective, zero sense of proper pacing, complete ineptitude when it comes to characterization, and a sloppy style of writing.
They've also neglected to teach her the cardinal rule of writing anything: do your goddamn research first. No editor with real respect for their work and for fiction should have let this book be published in this state. Cheap hacks looking to make a buck off of Edward Cullen fangirls, yes.
But a real editor should have at the very least forced this through many intense revisions until something which vaguely resembled a proper novel was extruded. Reading this book makes me wonder what editors are getting paid for these days. But enough about the people behind the book. Let's talk about the book itself: specifically, its failings, of which there are many. Portrayal of love "It seemed from my reading of literature that being in love meant becoming the beloved's entire world.
The rest of the universe paled into insignificance compared to the lovers. When they were separated, each fell into a melancholy state, and only when they were reunited did their hearts start beating again. Only when they were together could they really see the colors of the world.
When they were apart, that color leached away, leaving everything a hazy gray. This is not love. This is obsession. And frankly, it's a scary thing to read about. What's scarier is that here it's being shown as an ideal - indeed, this exact phenomenon is highlighted in a relationship which is supposed to be so pure and awesome that it's sanctioned by Heaven.
When Xavier doesn't talk to Bethany for a few days, she goes into a withdrawal depression so deep that she loses a drastic amount of weight and ends up looking haggard. In just a few days. Is she really so incomplete as a person that she can't be healthy without him? One must then ask what the message here is - that a woman not in a relationship is not a whole human being? Note that Xavier, of course, is barely affected by their split, because of course only females handle this so badly.
Of course, one of the reasons is that women tend to have better support systems, which Bethany does not. But I'll probably bring up Bethie and her terrible communication skills later.
Ridiculously privileged protagonists "In his physical form, Gabriel might as well have been a classical sculpture come to life.
His body was perfectly proportioned and each muscle looked as if it had been sculpted out of the purest marble. Like Gabriel, she had piercing rain gray eyes. No, really, it's said straight out several times - they have no flaws. They're gorgeous, talented, have access to all the knowledge of humankind and more, have magical wings which somehow manage to fold up and sit flat on their backs despite the fact that wings proportionally sized to carry their body weight should probably stretch from over their shoulders to their lower calves even when furled , are infinitely full of energy except when they aren't because the plot demands , heal easily again, except when the plot demands , and for their mission on Earth they've been given a huge, beautiful, expensive house in a privileged small town, where one of them teaches at a private Christian school and another one attends it.
There is zero effort made to render them as sympathetic characters, probably because that's not what they exist for.
They're fantasy avatars, in a way. Bethany is not there to be empathized with, in the way you empathize with another person or a well-rounded character. She's there so that readers can live through her. Gabriel and Ivy have no real purpose in the story at all, except to act as authority figures sometimes, if the plot demands; or to be lax if that's what's required and to have some minor, rote parts in the 'climax'.
And we'll talk about Xavier later. The pathetic nature of the angels' 'heavenly mission' "Molly lowered her voice. I was starting to get a sense of the extent of damage done by the Agents of Darkness, and it wasn't looking good. For all the lip service paid to the trying times Venus Cove is suffering through and the horrible things which have happened there, very little that's horrible above and beyond the ordinary actually happens.
Newsflash: accidents happen. So do sicknesses. And it sucks, yeah, and it's horrible and tragic, of course, but it's not something that requires an angelic intervention! Multiple times, Adornetto mentions other regions of the world with greater troubles than Venus Cove, but she always brushes it off by saying that other angels are there - as if that meant it was okay for Bethany to be living the high life, slacking on her community service, and putting Xavier higher on her list of priorities than Heaven itself!
Just no. The obsession with and then glorification of prom "'Are you for real? It's the whole shebang - limos, outfits, hot partners, dancing. It's our one night to act like princesses. The mood of the girls at school was bordering on obsessive. Turning up alone would be tantamount to social suicide. At the back of the room, the band was tuning their instruments. Waiters bustled around us, carrying trays of nonalcoholic punch.
I'm also willing to make allowances for the fact that Alexandra Adornetto is not American and therefore cannot be expected to have experienced an American prom. However, I supremely doubt that anyone's been to a prom like this. If your evening did consist of live music, waiters, china table settings, limos, and the threat of social suicide if you arrived partnerless, please inform me.
Until someone does, I'm going to stick to my guns. Neither have I know any dance to be so all-important that it was the focus of such intense obsession. Again, Adornetto imagines girls to be terribly shallow, which I as a girl find deeply insulting. I've read just about enough of these types of things. Everyone thinks prom is the event of the year, not to be missed at all cost, where everything important happens, and that's just not true.
Maybe someday I'll write a novel where the heroine goes to the dance not with her true love, but with a group of friends, and they rock out and have a great time anyway. It doesn't take a significant other to make a dance enjoyable, after all. The soapboxing "We thought of technology as a sort of corrupting influence, promoting antisocial behavior and detracting from family values. Our home was a place where we spent time with one another, not whiling away time shopping on the Internet or watching mindless television programs.
The idea of having invested all this money into my education only to have it end in unemployment doesn't thrill my parents. That first quote alone makes me hate you, and also marks you as a hypocrite. I'm willing to bet you didn't type this pathetic excuse for a book on a typewriter, let alone handwriting it. No doubt you use e-mail. I'd be shocked if you never watched TV. And yet you still have this close-minded archaic offensive attitude towards something that yes, can be a great distraction, but more importantly can be one of the greatest tools at the modern person's disposal.
Though if you have an aversion to the internet, that would explain why you didn't do any research. As for the second one, well, I'm just going to leave that there. The sick, sick relationship between Bethany and Xavier "I had been quiet for so long, absorbed in my fantasy of being stranded on a secluded island somewhere in the Carribean or held captive on a pirate ship, waiting for Xavier to come and rescue me, that it seemed they had temporarily forgotten I was there.
Molly was a realist and held the view that friendships had to take a backseat when relationships started - especially if the relationship was as intense as mine and Xavier's. He became fiercely protective whenever anybody he didn't approve of came within a two-foot radius of me. I hope you realize you can't lecture me about safety ever again,' I said. It's all part of the game. You can play nurse afterward if you like.
I guess I had too much faith in you. She acts like a two year-old. Her dependence on Xavier is so near-total that it is deeply disturbing - the above rescue fantasies and assignment-finishing are only the tip of the iceberg. And putting the relationship above friends? Letting Xavier chase off people "he didn't approve of"? Does that not sound a little bit like the symptoms of emotional abuse? Oh, it's not portrayed that way, but that's what it would look like to another character who was paying attention: Xavier controlling who Bethany gets to know, telling her to avoid some people without explanations, taking precedence over everyone else she knows.
His double standards are annoying, too - he's allowed to be protective of Bethany, but she has no say about anything that happens to him and isn't justified in being worried when he's actually injured. Also, he calls her 'babe'. I swear, if any man refers to me in that way he'll get a swift knee to the family jewels - it's unspeakably insulting.
Oh, and there's the fact that apparently he 'let' her go to the prom with Jake. Like she didn't have the freedom to make that choice for herself. And then he has the gall to not let her explain the circumstances, treating her like she has nothing worthwhile to say to him even though she's the only one who knows what happened.
Bethany, of course, instead of getting angry at her asshat boyfriend, goes home and gets all mopy. See above. This whole situation is just Three more quotes, just because: "I had to admit that it was fairly stylish as far as uniforms went.
The dress was a flattering pale blue with a pleated front and a white Peter Pan collar. With it we were required to wear knee-high cotton socks, brown buckle-up shoes, and a navy blazer with the school crest emblazoned in gold on the breast pocket. Ivy had bought me pale blue and white ribbons, which she now weaved deftly into my braids. If it happened, I believe the angel would lose his or her divinity.
There could be no redemption after such a transgression. It'll blow your mind and then ruin your life. Just one more thing they're perfect at.
I could never in good conscience recommend this book to anyone, but if you're looking for snark bait, this is a doozy. Also, if you're an aspiring writer who wants to learn how not to do it, this could be useful. But ye gods, if you're genuinely searching for a good read, stay as far away as possible. View all 65 comments. Feb 22, sunny rated it did not like it Shelves: young-adult , literal-garbage , cringe-romance , endless-pain , romance , boring-af , sick-of-this-bitch , i-dont-get-the-hype , fantasy.
View all 39 comments. Apr 17, Wendy Darling rated it did not like it Shelves: annoying-main-characters , eye-bleeding , heroines-wimpy , read , pn-angels , young-adult , adolescent-wish-fulfillment. Given some practice in character and plot development, experience with real relationships, and some life perspective, it's possible this year-old author might produce an interesting book at some point.
As it stands, however, it's unreasonable to expect the average teenager to tackle such weighty subjects as love and evil and faith and redemption with any convincing measure of depth or insight. View all 33 comments. Jul 17, shady boots rated it did not like it Shelves: stupid-girls , covergasm , get-that-thing-away-from-me , hot-mess , unoriginal , dnf , dont-understand-why-its-hyped , why-do-people-like-this-shit. My GOD, how could anyone possibly finish this piece of crap?
Not even the funny kind of bad. Just plain bad. It took a while for my brain cells to heal fully. I'll continue this book once giant unicorns poop out chocolate-flavored rainbows from the sky while wearing tutus and singing "Born This Way".
View all 17 comments. Apr 11, Krystle rated it did not like it. This book has me raging like you wouldn't believe. I bet watching the faucet run would be more exciting than this. And why is this? The insane massive amounts of info-dumping in the beginning.
The plot was practically non-existent. Second, the main girl is an insipid, useless, and pathetic caricature of a teen-aged female. Not only does she go gaga in love for Xavier as soon as meets him, but once they hook up, she becomes clingy and overly obsessed. Even an hour apart and she's all wailing about how much she needs him, or talks about how much she thinks about him, or every moment away from him is agony.
I am being straight up with this, man, it ain't no joke. Don't make me vomit. And the plot? It had a brief flash of it in the beginning and then It's only in the last pages or so that something actually happens, and all your action that was missing so badly in the beginning and middle pops up. I'm not a religious person and don't know much about the bible, angels, and what not but Yeah, I love saying that. I mean, Bethany doesn't do anything but mope around about how much she wants to see Xavier or goes out and sees him.
And then, Gabriel? All he does is teach class, cook, sing, and basically sit around and act pretty. I kid you not. Complete with halos. Strangle me now. But that didn't help make up for his flat and boring character portrayal. He was such a whipped puppy throughout this whole book. And after reading this article she wrote, I couldn't help but have a more nasty flavor in my mouth.
Bethany's other girl friends are nice and supportive of her but could the blonde bimbo stereotype be pushed any further? Come on! And everyone else in the school is broken up into some over done cliched "group" type I couldn't help but roll my eyes. And I forgot what other good things there was about this book and I just finished reading it too.
Oh, right, the beautiful cover that's wasted on this book. What a shame. Don't even get me started on the writing that had MANY cringe inducing descriptions that just overflowed to the max, and the saccharine mess of dialogue. Just no, no, no. Man, I'm still raging. View all 14 comments. Recommended to Varian Rose by: I got sucked in by the five star reviews.
Shelves: e-book , characters-flat , romance , ugh-that-was-awful , god-help-me-why-did-i-read-this , hero-is-a-jerk , why-the-hype , paranormal-romance , christian-fiction , wtf-trainwreck. Please God, tell me your angels aren't like this! You know how a song plays through your head when you read a book, and the lyrics remind you of the story? What's inside is ugly. You must suppress the interests God gave you for His own reasons, or you're going to Hell.
I got this from the villain. The students that he befriended were Goths. Literally the only group of people in this book that dare to express themselves for who they are, and they get treated like they're sided with the devil.
If the characters weren't goths when he met them, he turned them into goths--all of them were highly creative students, artists, musicians, etc. Another message I got was you can only be a Christian if you fit our standards.
These angels would hate me. On most days I wear black. Almost all the music I listen to is heavy metal. Acording to Halo I'm going to Hell. The "heroine" had not personality whatsoever.
She was supposed to be doing good, but instead she put the "cramp in her chest" about Xavier before everything else. Xavier was so perfect that he was sickening. I was tierd of hearing about his nutmeg hair and truquoise eyes Why were the angels even in this town? I think God's servants can do much more than teach hymns, knit sweaters, "bring people back to nature," and walk the neighbor's dog.
Everyone was Christian, went to church every Sunday, and was super-polite. Interesting side note: Xavier said that he didn't believe in God.
He said he believed in "a higher power, a spiritual energy. The climax was horrible. By the time these character even realize that there's a demon in town, they do nothing. They "wait for higher authority.
Ward's Fallen Angel series into Halo so they could go kick demon butt. I had issues with the climax. Not the "power of love" thing, but that it was romantic love, not godly love, that defeated the demon. For being a book that promotes Christianity, the author never talked about the love of Christ. Bethany, an angel , put a "cramp in my chest" before God. Once she "fell in love" with Xavier, she forgot about God. I would not give this book to a young teen. Messages like the ones in this book will make them A.
Terrified of expressing themselves B. Think that it's okay for a guy to take over your every thought C. Frightened of the physical side of a relationship. Did anyone else notice that Jake tied Emily to her bed so she couldn't escape the fire If you really want to know why this book made me so angry, please feel free to go through my status updates.
I could go on, but I don't want to. I was deeply offended by the message I picked up, and will not be reading any more of this author. Yes, this book is clean sex before marriage is portrayed in a very negative light, an if-you-do-this-you'll-go-to-Hell sort of light and there's very little violence.
Check out Covet , which is the first in a series. The angels aren't characters in the love story, but they bring the couple together.
Another good book that features angels is Angel Time. View all 19 comments. Oct 10, Laurel rated it did not like it Recommends it for: People who are against brain cells. Shelves: um-what , why-is-this-a-series , i-become-a-snark-shark-for-this , brain-cell-killers , read-em-once-then-it-s-done , ya , the-hell-was-this , angels , who-let-you-be-heroine , why.
Granted, snark has been around and around and around this site and my addition of snark into the Halo series will drown in the other snark-filled reviews that will have clearly better points than me. Even so, I felt that I had to read this so I could join the Snark Army and contribute to the world and try to save fellow readers from this big, fat, ugly mess. I could go with poor excuse for literature. I could go with monstrosity as well. I think I may just go with Brain Killer. I would also like to say that I am not a religious person.
I have a feeling that because of my standing in terms of religion, this brain killer was bashing my head in with the goodness of the Lord and what not. Constantly preachy. That feeling may just be me not caring about religion. Honestly, all religions have all the same stories and it really all blends into a huge blur for me. See the return policy for complete information. More to consider. Featured products.
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